Indignation 2006 - Talking cock in the Parliament
Published October 11th, 2006 in Indignation2006, SingaporeNote: The high hits on this site together with the embedded youtube embedded objects is causing too much CPU cycles on my host and its preventing me from updating my blog sometimes. As such, I will reduce previously posted youtube objects only as links and only show those that I newly uploaded or updated.
Well, Talking Cock in Parliament was a resounding success. Saboed by MrBrown and Talkingcock website, what was initially thought to be small event turned out to be so huge that people have to be turned away!
I think one of the best speakers must be Ruby Pan!
See what Talkingcock says & what MrBrown says.
Also MrBrown and me have agreed to simultcast the rest of the videos, i.e we will release them in sync. See the Mr. Brown Show for the high resolution releases.
Here is a list of speakers, in order of appearance:
- Opening event with Rasull with his performance piece (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmI1S3Qk-9s)
- Opening speech by Colin Goh
- Teng Qian Xi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jPT2fNZWYc)
- Savita Kashyap talks about her experience with racial harmony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_I6rajzKw)
- Dr. Kirpal Singh talks about making babies and literally talk cock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gkUQxtc4Ko)
- Hossan Leong and his hilarious history of Singapore song to the beat of “We didn’t start the fire”. The KTV (with lyrics) version will be available soon! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9DHXRILDK8)
- Woo Yen Yen talks about her life growing up and the class divide. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzVwcnV534)
- Denyse Tessensohn
- Sam Wu
- Ruby Pan and her most funny impression of speaking English in Singapore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvhldHVJEHE)
- Imran Johri talks about the difference between Singaporeans and Malaysians (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_BA4myOnog)
- Alex Au as the 3-in-1 PM explaining the govt’s policies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiNXGAOMavU). Also see his blog: www.yawningbread.org
- Mr. Brown and Mr. Miyagi talking about life as a Singaporean. (http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=7466645113314743572&hl=en).
Also see MrBrown’s blog and MrMiyagi’s blog.
What’s New:
- 11 Oct: Added Teng Qian Xi’s clip
- 01 Sep: Updated Hossan’s video with lyrics
- 31 Aug: High resolution of MrBrown/Miyagi from google video
- 29 Aug: Added video of Imran Johri
Speech by Teng Qian Xi
30 Responses to “Indignation 2006 - Talking cock in the Parliament”
- 1 Pingback on Aug 28th, 2006 at 1:53 am
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Hey Kelvin..
Rasull here!
Thanks for the photos!
Have not been able to view the entire set of thumbnails though… think the photo server’s acting up tonight, but will get round to downloading my photos…
Keep in touch!
Rasull, great blow job! heeheee
Woohoo!!!! Was waiting for the video and it’s finally up!!!!
Ruby definitely killed it man!!! She was hilarious dat nite!!!
Anyways, where’s hossan??!
Its up now
Kelvin, thanks for sharing these clips… was very sore to have missed this amazing event! Ruby IS fantastic!
Heard a lot about Rasull and his blow jobs also..
haha!
I’m that famous for my blowjobs ah…..
*cham ah*… better change job liao….
more more!! we want kirpal singh’s speech!
wuahahaha!! ruby pan really blew my mind away!!:D make me laugh till ‘die cock standing’… is she available!?:)
Hey, thanks for filming and putting it up! Hilarious! =) Can listen over and over again!
Wah Lau .. Hossan Leong’s Song is POWER !!!
Anyone has the lyrics ? Hahah .. Very catchy Song although some parts maybe not very rhythmic .. BUT WHO CARES !! ITS FREAKING FUNNY !!!
Look @ him Sway & rock !!! WOoOoHoOo !!
I really enjoyed it. Tks, Kelvin
Glad to be of service to friends far away and near
hi - any chance of getting the lyrics from Hossan Leong - quite blurry.
Trying to at the moment
Can we have the lyrics to Hossan Leong’s Song ?? Super funny !! Although some parts dun really rhyme .. butWho Cares ?? Great Effort !!!
hahaha…its not funny..u idiots…lamn man!!.. u are so “funny” u make my cock talk..ahhahahahahahha…
*salute*
Love the videos.They really make me laugh more than those “foreign” movie in cinema.
My ears + my pc loudspeakers have problems getting Hossan Leong’s lyrics clearly enunciated - be it CNN /BBC /CNA /90.5 /iFM English! I badly need a history lesson on Singapore - I only learned about French Revolution in school lah! Pls post Hossan’s lyrics on talkingcock or mr brown web-site for us to karaoke to it lah - INDIGnation Boleh-ka?
I have updated hossan’s video with the lyrics.
Haha.I finally can sing along while i on the video.Hossan Leong really make singapore history sound easier to understand this way in singapore’s language.By the way, i can seem to finish the whole video that Hossan Leong sang(with lyrics).It’ll stop halfway.
*can’t
Dear Kelvin,
Hi there, I actually downloaded the four video clips from Mr Brown web site and compiled it into a VCD.
Not sure will the crew be interested to make these commercially avialable? Need MDA approval though (hope no censore is required).
If you want to have a look, I can drop you a copy.
BTW, we are a CD/DVD replication plant, but I am doing this to share with others.
Regards
Jonathan Lim
Hi Jonathon,
Many thanks for your offer. Actually, we already have done a full DVD of this. Also Colin actually mentioned before that someone approached them to think about selling TC in a DVD, but we all thought this should be in the public domain. Also making and distributing it online, for example, may bring the censors to our doors.
Anyway, as this is part of the Indignation program, the DVD will be available for loan for free at the PPC library (http://www.pelangipridecentre.org)… soon
hey dude! I finally saw the talking cock clips!
my dad brought it down from singapore when he came to visit me. ruby pan was in the year above me in RGS. she acting in our school’s drama production of the impt of being earnest i think. i recall seeing her name in the programme. 
she’s excellent! how have you been ? 
me stressed out with work. can’t wait for hols and to return to singapore. miss BF and all the Dhamma talks, and the singing.. haha.
ICeball, glad that you finally saw the clips. Anyway, you should have just asked me, I could’ve have sent you the entire DVD!!
lyrics :
Sang Nila, Utama
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far
Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize
Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!
CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it’s kind of crazy
We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who’s PM?
Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy, Then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds,
Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon, ‘Don’t talk cock’ in parliament
CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
McDonalds Hello Kitty
Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is the VR Man
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he’s chow Ah Qua
NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it’s fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand
CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with C-O-E
E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf
Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade
by contractors who go pok kai
IMF must follow
Want to protest, go indoors
M-R-T not so fast
Newater they laugh at us
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s in-teresting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don’t suck
Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah
Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
We live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
We live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
WE LIVE IN SINGAPURAAAAAAAAA!