Salt * Wet * Fish

A: Well, we think that your husband is alive.

B: Thank God! Thank God for your grace! God love us all!

(2 hours later)
A: Er…. sorry madam, I think we made a mistake, your husband is not alive

B: Oh… God, why did you do that to me? To us? What have we done to deserve this? Why did you put me through this? Why did you lied to me!?

(another 2 hours later)
A: Madam, we just found your husband, he is alive after all

B: Thank God! Thank you God for loving us all! Thank you for saving our family!

A: Madam, he was not at the accident, we found him fast asleep with another woman

B: Oh God, why did you do that me. God why!!!??

God: What the hell was that all about!? Can’t I get a good sleep around here?